my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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