onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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