come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Everything about him screamed your future.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
