worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
The power of my boobs compel you
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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