I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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