There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
