Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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