Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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