i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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