I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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