I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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