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I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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