Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
my liver is dry heaving
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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