i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
