what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I need to wash the frat house off of me
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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