I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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