I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
