weddingsv make me drug and hornr
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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