i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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