that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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