Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
a search helicopter?!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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