I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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