Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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