you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
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