Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
