doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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