It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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