plz talk dirty to me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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