This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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