Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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