he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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