So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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