But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Do plants get herpes?
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