dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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