You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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