you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You took a bar mat shot.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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