Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
foreskin is a definite game changer
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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