How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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