she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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