Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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