we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Randomize
