I hate all girls vehemently.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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