I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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