Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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