absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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