Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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