party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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