I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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