u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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