sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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