Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
They took my balls.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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